In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that.Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're mama bear, everyone know you mean business. You swat anyone who bother your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
yep, gonna be a bear!
*Author Unknown*
This was an email I received from a friend today, who just so happens to be pregnant too. Maybe it's the hormones, but I thought this little vocalization brought up some very good points (see the bold print above) . I definitely would consider becoming a bear, but I'm a little too attached to indoor plumbing to make any rash decisions now.
5 comments:
I could totally deal with all those things too!!! I just want to know what its like to hibernate for at least one full day. That would be nice!!!! Love your blog!!
a walnut-sized baby...wouldn't that be nice?
Oooh, you had me at "eat yourself stupid." Sign me up to do that.
you are so funny... a bear wow. I've never heard it put quite that way. very tempting. -keely
That is funny, I love it.
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